i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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