I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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