nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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