every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
even my farts smell like vagina
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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