yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Sext me about skeletons
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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