I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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