I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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