Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
