she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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