Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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