You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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