Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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