Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
now i know why i became what i already was.
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Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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