I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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