Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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