Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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