Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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