please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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