i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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