she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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