Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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