One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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