how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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