Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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