Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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