They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
