My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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