shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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