I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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