yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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