You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
pray to the hookup gods
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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