is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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