Jerry, you need to find god
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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