So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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