yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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