did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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