my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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