So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it