What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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