I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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