She announced her abortion via fbk
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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