i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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