I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
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Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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