i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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