dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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