how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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