is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
