is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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