he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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