Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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