On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I've blown a few things in my day
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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